[Have a pre-movie Alfons. (That is to say, he's known Edward for a few months now, maybe, but isn't, y'know, dead and all.)
A very lost, confused pre-movie, Alfons. Who happens to be worrying so much about his situation (he'd only been sitting at home reading a second ago!) that it's caused a coughing fit of epic proportions.

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